Jack: Fake your way out of this.

You immediately start to pulling a few reasons you’ve saved up your ass for this occasion. You’ve had time to really try and hard sell this one, but CD always pulled off much better doe eyes than you ever could.

She probably came because the AUTHORITY REGULATOR around your ankle knew you were doing a little too many jabbing motions to simply be picking up trash. You play that angle, saying it was a cramp. A really arms thrust worthy cramp.

She doesn’t buy your faux-impassioned kansas city shuffle and doesn’t really seem to mind the infraction. Says she had to come here anyways for some urgent business. The HIGHER UPS are heading to the golden kingdoms COURTHOUSE. Something about what to do in regards to IT.

You ask what IT is. She says the shield. You say oh. She says yeah.