Serpaz: Retrieve glue for your matesprit.
You essentially always have a surplus of this stuff, you have no idea why that silly guy never asks you to share. You could give everyone left in the world a bottle of glue and solve world hunger with more glue to spare. Not to imply you’ve eaten glue. At least, not more than once, or twice, or a few times. It’s just kind of got this bite to it you sort of enjoy, okay?
But seriously, what’s the deal with him not trading off with you? It’s like supply and demand, you supply what he needs and yet his needs still demand specifics.
He might still just be trying to get that OTHER silly guy to open up and visit him again. Well, he isn’t so silly anymore, not like he was before when you first met him.
He’s more of a sad guy now.