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WA: I mean- yeah-
WA: But- it's fun though-
WA: And technically-
WA: He did have my attention first-
WA: Oh- did I tell you about our fake high five-
WA: That was cool-

PO: ~Keep your focus HERE while bo+h of our lives are a+ s+ake or I’ll come down +here and make your life and ESPECIALLY HIS a living +rial of +ormen+ for wha+ frac+ion of i+ remains for all of us!~
PO: ~i already have had +o diver+ you away from +ha+ unholy appara+us once~
PO: ~+hank god someone here has +he abili+y +o CARE abou+ wha+ +hey are doing~
PO: ~or else you would s+ill be s+uck wi+hin your gaudy chamber of mus+y animal carcasses and despair and no+ no+ice me un+il i+’s much +oo la+e~
PO: ~OH WAI+~
PO: ~+HA+ JUS+ HAPPENED~

WA: Gosh okay- fine-
WA: It isn’t that bad- actually-
WA: Just because you don’t like to have fun- doesn’t mean I can’t-

PO: ~+his ISN’+ a game~
WA: Well-
WA: Actually-

PO: ~SHU+ UP~
WA: There’s gotta be some sort of clue around somewhere- right-?
PO: ~+here BE++ER be, o+herwise we’re going +o have an ac+ual fucking problem.~
WA: Isn’t that like-
WA: Why you came out here- in the first place-

PO: ~no we came ou+ here because my loyal cus+odian sucks shi+ s+raigh+ from +he +ap of a bellowing regal anus and won’t SHU+ UP EI+HER~
PO: ~Ugghh, she is making such a racke+~
PO: ~hope you enjoy +his rap+urous chi++ering noise because +his is my every nigh+~
PO: ~I can’+ even +HINK wi+h all of +his panicked squabbling~
PO: ~Hold on.~