Hey, it's not called running a long con because it's over and done in a snap!


Wow, this is cute. This is neat. They're actually labeling this shit now. What's next? Are we gonna start putting up choking hazard signs over air?

Bet these don't even apply at the start. I'll stake my entire property value on us getting nothing but a half-baked, feelsy goodsy romp. Draw them in with the easy stuff, catch them by the heartstrings later.