Arcjec: Open new memo.

animatedHumorist [AH] has created a group memo.

animatedHumorist [AH] has renamed the memo ‘XDXD Rebeating the dead horse. XDXD’

animatedHumorist [AH] has disabled self-banning, self-withdrawal and emotes.

AH has annexed sanguineAllegory [SA] into the conversation.
AH has annexed gigantisDebilitation [GD] into the conversation.
AH has annexed furbishFacilitated [FF] into the conversation.
AH has annexed existereOracle [EO] into the conversation.
AH has annexed demiurgeQuantified [DQ] into the conversation.
AH has annexed pliableDecadence [PD] into the conversation.
AH has annexed windlessArtificer [WA] into the conversation.
AH has annexed macabreExude [ME] into the conversation.
AH has annexed perniciousOverkill [PO] into the conversation.
AH has annexed unclaspedKahuna [UK] into the conversation.
AH has annexed grandioseSaturation [GS] into the conversation.

AH: XDXD Alright, so I'm not going to frolic around the delicate bush this situation has created. XDXD
AH: XDXD This memo name is great and I’m proud of it. XDXD
AH: XDXD Because much like our culture’s teaching of the ever-disturbing horse, this entire night has been damned from the outset. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m sure none of you actually happened to see a horse, because much like frogs, they are fictional fairy tale creatures that do not exist and are dumb. XDXD
AH: XDXD But if you did somehow, thanks! You’ve aligned all of our fates together into a nice little wriggling day bow for me, and now we’re all going to suffer. Like a corporate mandated hangout chart on melancholy steroids. XDXD
AH: XDXD Also, it's been a long time since I've talked to most of you. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m sure this isn’t exactly the best method for reintroduction, but it’s the best we’ve got at the moment. XDXD
AH: XDXD If you want to speak to me at some point later down the line, I’m officially opening up my DMs for business. No more patronizing little go away notes to keep you out. Not that it stopped a few of you anyways. XDXD
AH: XDXD And in case you’re agonizing over it in the back of your head for whatever reason, yes, I missed you too. XDXD
AH: XDXD However, I’m not going to keep this reunion picture pretty. XDXD
AH: XDXD The first memo that Murrit made sucked, and the memo that Ellsee made also sucked. XDXD
AH: XDXD Or actually let me rephrase that. You all MADE Ellsee’s memo suck and all she was doing was trying to help you. XDXD
AH: XDXD As you can see by what I’ve disabled in this chat above, we aren’t going to be going that route. We are going to all speak our piece about our experiences within our worlds thus far, and we are going to be fucking CIVIL about it or else I’m going to do something extraordinarily unpleasant to your body. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’ll move around all of your bones. I’m not a big fan of skeletons recently. XDXD
AH: XDXD With that said, let’s start with the general. XDXD
AH: XDXD We’ve been force rushed into this campaign for... about seven hours or so now if we put it all together? The suns have gotta be up back there. XDXD
AH: XDXD Those of you who got the short end of the game entry stick might want to have your little animal buddy take you to the nearest safe area so you can rest up before plowing through to your first checkpoint. Assuming you have one? I’m not entirely sure of all the specifics for your lands. XDXD
AH: XDXD But if the giant beast with the concave chest symbol didn’t clue you in, this is the real deal. Something beyond imagination, the ultimate reality warping experience. XDXD
AH: XDXD I don’t really understand it or why WE need to play it, but I guess we’re all bigger than we all thought we could be. XDXD
AH: XDXD Surprise! Life as we know it was wrong. We aren’t just cogs in the artificial fowlbeast paste pulverizer like we were lead to believe. XDXD
AH: XDXD Also for further convenience, and because I don’t think any of you decided on something interesting anyways, from this point forward we are just going to dub this little fun game...  XDXD
AH: XDXD Wait for it... XDXD
AH: XDXD That finally wraps up all of my initial tutorial commands and saves us a lot of needed cranial blasting. You’re welcome for that. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’ve recently passed my first checkpoint. If your checkpoint is anything like mine and you’re speaking in this memo, then I’ll know that you’ve passed it too. XDXD

perniciousOverkill [PO] has riposted to ‘XDXD Rebeating the dead horse. XDXD’

PO: ~Glad +o see you finally made i+ +ha+ far a+ leas+~
PO: ~Hey~
PO: ~I’m already a+ my +HIRD checkpoin+~
AH: XDXD Like fuck you are. XDXD
PO: ~Uh, like FUCK I AM~
AH: XDXD It took me this long just to make it to my first safe area and you went in immediately after me. XDXD
AH: XDXD I know you like to strong arm your way through things but you couldn’t have bested the initial challenge so soon. XDXD
AH: XDXD I had to cut a fucking DRAGON in HALF with a SCYTHE somehow just to get here. You’re already in the routine of taking names and numbers, so if this place is calibrated to be a challenge your foes must be gargantuan. XDXD
PO: ~Wow okay so, you are +rying +o +ell me +ha+ MY progress is unrealis+ic, bu+ you’re claiming +o have li+erally cu+ a gian+ mons+er in HALF all by yourself in a single swing~
PO: ~wi+h a weapon made for wrigglers~
AH: XDXD Well, when you go off and say it like that it sounds ridiculous. XDXD
PO: ~Yeah, i+ sure does~
AH: XDXD I have the blood stained hoodie to prove it though! XDXD
AH: XDXD I am a hero to a bunch of colorful land noodles, they show me great respect. XDXD
PO: ~+hey’d probably deem you a hero if all you did was lay face down in +he corner drooling on yourself~
PO: ~I work fas+, you should know +ha+~
PO: ~also, I’m pre++y sure +he space be+ween my poin+s is shor+er so i+’s really no+ as massive of a difference as i+ sounds~
PO: ~I haven’+ had +o figh+ any+hing +oo crazy ye+, jus+ doing a lo+ of really fucking s+upid hi+s for +hese sands+ingers.~
PO: ~+hey’ve go+ +hese ex+remely loud and annoying voices, cons+an+ly yelling a+ me abou+ any+hing and every+hing~
PO: ~especially abou+ walking in remo+ely +he same place as +hem~
PO: ~+hey have +o +ell me +ha+ +HEY were walking +here~
PO: ~When CLEARLY I was already walking +here firs+~
PO: ~Bu+ now +ha+ I’m here I’m s+uck wi+h jus+ +hem yelling and no way ou+ of i+~
PO: ~I can’+ progress any fur+her wi+hou+ ge++ing +o you~
AH: XDXD You HAVE to do that? XDXD
AH: XDXD You’re going to be waiting a while then, I haven’t even managed to craft any other portals. XDXD
PO: ~Oh, don’+ worry~
PO: ~I’m basically a mas+er a+ wai+ing for you by now~
PO: ~I’ve been wai+ing +his long, wha+’s a li++le more?~
PO: ~You never even responded +o me a+ +he s+ar+ of all of +his like I asked.~
PO: ~you jus+ walked away and ignored me~
PO: ~I SAW you do i+.~
AH: XDXD I’m sorry. XDXD
PO: ~excuse me?~
AH: XDXD I’m sorry for not saying anything to you when you asked me to. XDXD
AH: XDXD I just didn’t want to put you through what we went through earlier any further because, I dunno. XDXD
AH: XDXD It was a lot for me. XDXD
AH: XDXD And now I’m here putting you through it anyways by sticking my emotions on this public bulletin board. XDXD
AH: XDXD I didn’t want to make you upset, I just didn’t know what to do. XDXD
AH: XDXD We can work together. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m sorry. XDXD
PO: ~Okay~
PO: ~Yeah, okay. I believe you.~
PO: ~like I said, I can’+ do any+hing else un+il you sor+ +hings ou+ for me~
PO: ~I’m willing +o help speed +ha+ up~

demiurgeQuantified [DQ] has riposted to ‘XDXD Rebeating the dead horse. XDXD’

DQ: *adorable*
PO: ~Now where in +he FUCK were YOU?~
PO: ~aren’+ you supposed +o be dead and like, god or some+hing?~
AH: XDXD I’m sorry, DEAD and GOD? XDXD
DQ: *supposed*to*is*a*strong*word*
DQ: *i*like*to*look*at*it*more*like*
DQ: *ive*changed*
AH: XDXD Well do me and this entire team a GODdamn favor and don’t become either of those?? XDXD
DQ: *i*think*i*can*manage*that*
AH: XDXD Good, we need all hands on deck for this. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m not going to leave the ridiculously overpowered hippie girl out of it. XDXD
DQ: *well*i*have*been*told*
DQ: *from*sources*
DQ: *that*i*am*very*important*
PO: ~aren’+ we all~
DQ: *well*yes*
DQ: *but*maybe*not*as*important*as*me*still*
PO: ~Oooh, you know when you say +ha+ shi+ i+ s+ill really ge+s under my skin.~
DQ: *it*was*a*joke*
DQ: *i*know*you*are*in*a*deep*well*of*feelings*right*now*
DQ: *and*now*that*im*here*we*can*talk*about*it*
DQ: *except*not*here*
DQ: *and*not*now*
PO: ~yeah you DEFINI+ELY owe me like a LO+~

existereOracle [EO] has riposted to ‘XDXD Rebeating the dead horse. XDXD’

EO: Oh wow, this is actually prΣtty good timing, ArcjΣc.
EO: I mΣan, just a littlΣ ahΣad of whΣn I was about to actually nΣΣd you, so... pΣrfΣct, honΣstly.
EO: I’m still working on gΣtting CaldΣr sΣt up, but I think wΣ arΣ almost donΣ.
EO: And thank you for sticking up for mΣ and my good-naturΣd attΣmpts at bΣing usΣful.
EO: Glad to know thΣrΣ was at lΣast a littlΣ morΣ apprΣciation for it than I originally thought.
AH: XDXD Don’t mention it. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m pretty sure none of these chumps would have known where to look if you didn’t come in and say something. XDXD
DQ: *i*sort*of*feel*as*if*we*may*have*gotten*them*no*matter*what*
DQ: *given*the*circumstances*
AH: XDXD What circumstances? XDXD
AH: XDXD Don’t we already have enough of those?? XDXD
EO: Oh, I guΣss you and maybΣ somΣ of thΣ ΣarliΣr playΣrs probably didn’t ΣncountΣr any of this, huh¿¿
EO: ThΣrΣ arΣ thΣsΣ big purplΣ-ΣyΣd dΣmon things all ovΣr thΣ placΣ
EO: ThΣy appΣar to not fΣΣl any pain, thΣy rΣfusΣ to stop trying to do whatΣvΣr thΣy arΣ doing, but thΣy arΣ sΣΣmingly prΣtty harmlΣss¿¿
DQ: *i*think*it's*simply*because*they*are*being*manipulated*
DQ: *i*actually*had*a*chance*to*encounter*the*man*with*that*power*
DQ: *he*commandeered*serpaz’s*computer*
DQ: *and*pushed*me*towards*my*entry*codes*
PO: ~Wha+? We are already choking on a swell of rancid exhaus+ from a shi+-powered +ruck engine shipping us all on a direc+ line +o Nonsense Ci+y, and now suddenly +here are more shi+s+icks IN on i+?~
AH: XDXD Exactly how deep does this fucking rabbit hole burrow down to? XDXD
DQ: *much*deeper*than*you*would*like*i’m*afraid*

unclaspedKahuna [UK] has riposted to ‘XDXD Rebeating the dead horse. XDXD’

UK: >([but not azz deep ass u need roflolol]
EO: Oh it’s you.
EO: Go fuck yoursΣlf.
UK: >([broz yz u so fuk-in mad t#o]
EO: Uh, bΣcausΣ you triΣd to KILL mΣ, obviously.
EO: Not rΣally fΣΣling vΣry sympathΣtic anymorΣ aftΣr that.
UK: >([i wuld nevr]
EO: =:|
AH: XDXD How much did I miss while I was busy??? Holy shit you guys are dysfunctional. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m never going to make a self-deprecating remark at a conversation again if these are the problems we’re having. XDXD
AH: XDXD Speaking of the problem, what the fuck is your problem dude? XDXD
UK: >([i #av]
UK: >([no problems]
UK: >([ever]

grandioseSaturation [GS] has riposted to ‘XDXD Rebeating the dead horse. XDXD’

GS: Well, well... it appears you have actually managed to sink to an entirely new low.
GS: I’m impressed.
UK: >([not low]
UK: >([just]
UK: >([real #ig#]
UK: >([im reel good]
GS: Extremely unlike your usual self as well. Feeling alright? Or have you had something consequential on your mind for a change?
GS: Perhaps something akin to an attempted murder?
PO: ~I +hough+ he was pas+ +ha+~
GS: I believed so as well, but that does not appear to be the case now, does it?
AH: XDXD Are we going to throw vague accusations about while I cluelessly furrow my brow, or does someone want to fill me in on what the actual deal is? XDXD
EO: HΣ sΣnt a massivΣ swarm of his dumb looking robots to my location.
EO: Which, I would rΣally likΣ to know how hΣ found out about in thΣ first placΣ... but...
EO: ThΣy wΣrΣ loadΣd with all kinds of sΣrious wΣaponry and dΣvicΣs ΣxtrΣmΣly capablΣ of committing a murdΣr.
AH: XDXD I’m not well versed in this guy’s particular novelty brand of stupid. XDXD
AH: XDXD How did you know they were his? XDXD
GS: Murrit’s miscreant automatons are not exactly confidential.
GS: He has made them well known enough and, even to someone encountering them for the first time, their point of origination is fairly evident based on their appearance and foul choice of language.
AH: XDXD Let me guess. XDXD
AH: XDXD They look like tits. XDXD
GS: Precisely.
GS: Of course, I helped verify their identity once I got in contact with Ellsee.
GS: We have put our differences aside and managed to come to a rather gratifying agreement.
EO: Do you havΣ to call it that..¿¿
GS: Is that not what it is?
EO: Σh...
PO: ~I’m sorry for your loss.~
AH: XDXD Who are you referring to? XDXD
PO: ~Does i+ ma++er?~
GS: It does not.
GS: What does matter, is the fact that Ellsee is correct.
GS: Murrit, without a doubt, attempted to have her killed prior to our working together.
GS: He simply continues to fall into the same destructive pattern that defined him in his past.
GS: Though perhaps that is a bit of a misleading statement, as well? He never truly pulled himself out of it, despite what he would like us to believe.
GS: Clearly, the cover he has been holding up over himself for so long now is finally starting to slip away.
GS: And now we can all see him for the callow neonate that he always has been.
UK: >([who in the fuck do you think you’re talking to.]
GS: Ah, there he is.
GS: There’s a memorable voice.
GS: One that I used to hold a great deal of respect for.
UK: >([your respect means jack dick to me.]
UK: >([you know why i did it?]
UK: >([none of you have any fucking idea what you're doing.]
UK: >([you don't know what you just brought with you.]

unclaspedKahuna [UK] has withdrawn from ‘XDXD Rebeating the dead horse. XDXD’

AH: XDXD That really was something. XDXD
AH: XDXD And apparently even within the many possibilities this game produces, Skorpe is still a garbage fire that doesn’t have any working functions that don’t involve typing into a cramped box. XDXD
AH: XDXD Maybe some things do never change. XDXD
DQ: *i*dont*mean*to*sound*rude*
DQ: *but*did*he*actually*use*words*
DQ: *i*feel*very*tense*from*that*alone*
EO: HΣ alrΣady did that to mΣ oncΣ ΣarliΣr tonight, thΣ ΣffΣct has worn off.
EO: Not disappointΣd that hΣ managΣd to kick himsΣlf out still.
DQ: *should*we*keep*an*eye*on*him*?
AH: XDXD I think we have our hands full enough as it is.  XDXD
AH: XDXD This memo careened off course real quick. XDXD
AH: XDXD So I’m going to cut it here, and we can give it another try once everybody gets a better handle on their situations. XDXD
AH: XDXD Someone, remind me that memos never go well before I start the next one. XDXD
PO: ~I’ll be sure +o do jus+ +ha+~
AH: XDXD Well, everyone. XDXD
AH: XDXD Enjoy your stay within your own personal egregious mistake of nature, helmed by the mystical floating orb who is now your best friend. XDXD
AH: XDXD It’s about to get messy. XDXD
AH: XDXD Pop ‘em if you got ‘em. XDXD

animatedHumorist [AH] has secured the memo.