For coming out relatively unscathed in a dire battle that tested your very will to act, you stand empty handed, though richer in personal accomplishments. Your rank doubles up to LEVEL 6 as you are awarded the "SHIFTER NO SHIFTING", "THINK LOCALLY" and "BIG CHALLENGES" achievements.
You have no idea how these work or if they even do anything in the first place. You're starting to think they might have just been made as a dumb gag more than anything.
(And admittedly, he would be right. Haha!
I needed that.)