Jentha: Receive message.

Your viewing session is interrupted by someone sending you something. This is really the only way to ever get in contact with you, because you never start conversations. You’re really bad at it and you’ll say something that everyone will end up making fun of you for later that you didn’t mean to type in the first place. Like what in the heck does “h” mean? You don’t know!

Your SKORPE THEME is “LASAGNA LOVER” and you don’t know why people would have anything different, as Garfield is one of the greatest characters to ever be made and he is very funny. Some people say the shtick gets old, but you will never get tired of watching this fat cat say the darndest things.

Speaking of, what darn things could this guy want with you?