Arcjec: Pick up all of this trash on your floor.
Are you referring to all the cans of CODE RED? In that case, you’re completely mistaken about them being trash.
If there was such a thing as an objective measurement of quantifiable wrongness, separated by levels, you'd be on the highest one of them all. You're wrong in every sense of the definition, of which there are many. You are wrong so many times.
Well, you guess the ones laying down were just haphazardly tossed back as you finished them. And the ones standing up are finished too, actually. However, you have intentionally left a couple of them marinating for a while near your desk, in case some sort of hurried caffeinated emergency presents itself.
The balls of paper are actually trash, though. Maybe you'll pick them up later, if you feel like it.