Serpaz: Resist your very strong urge to play the accordion.
You don’t need to touch that thing. You know what will happen if you touch it. Nothing good ever comes out of touching it. Touching it would be a flagrant disregard of what you normally stand for.
You haven’t touched it since you were younger! You tell yourself. You don’t actually enjoy playing it in your spare time despite the consequences you know build the more and more you mess with it!
You aren’t lying, you swear.