DISMAS: Gl/\d you got to direct your fun little exploit/\tion number///
BOOBDRONE: >([t#anks]
DISMAS: But now I'm offici/\lly out of commission///
DISMAS: I c/\n b/\rely mo\/e///
BOOBDRONE: >([w#at na#]
BOOBDRONE: >([w#atc#a got was like fuckin]
BOOBDRONE: >([penny lick scrapes]
DISMAS: Like fucking wh/\t now?///
BOOBDRONE: >([penny lick]
BOOBDRONE: >([slang for small potatoes]
DISMAS: Sm/\ll WH/\T?///
BOOBDRONE: >([potatoes]
DISMAS: I know wh/\t pot/\toes /\re, you /\sshole!///
DISMAS: Wh/\t the hell's gotten into you l/\tely?! /\re you trying to go for gold in the willfully obli\/ious dumb shit spewing olympics???///
DISMAS: It gets worse with e\/ery p/\ssing night, I swe/\r!///
DISMAS: These /\re not "sm/\ll penny lick pot/\toes" /\nd you KNOW it///
DISMAS: H/\\/e you noticed th/\t my /\rm is fucking BROKEN?///
BOOBDRONE: >([#ey i get it man i got it]
DISMAS: You re/\lly don't///
DISMAS: If I didn't know /\ny better, I'd think th/\t there's something—///
BOOBDRONE: >([you can self first aid t#at bad boy rite up t#o]
DISMAS: I c/\n't fix my BONES, dipshit!///
BOOBDRONE: >([o# well]
BOOBDRONE: >([s not my fault]
DISMAS: Yes it is!///
BOOBDRONE: >([damn and #ere i t#oug#t youd b a lil more preciative of all t#e effort i went t#ru 4 your sorry ass]
DISMAS: Wh/\t? Murrit—///
DISMAS: Ugh. I c/\n't belie\/e you're trying to wiggle out of person/\l responsibility /\fter th/\t stunt///
BOOBDRONE: >([so]
BOOBDRONE: >([youre sayin its my fault]
DISMAS: It is entirely your f/\ult///
BOOBDRONE: >([want me to apologize]
DISMAS: Wh/\t?///
BOOBDRONE: >([you #eard me]
DISMAS: I—///
DISMAS: ...///
DISMAS: No. No, I don't///
DISMAS: Bec/\use I don't expect th/\t from you /\t this point///
BOOBDRONE: >([#a#a#e#]
BOOBDRONE: >([yea]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#ats exactly wat i wanna #ear my mans]
BOOBDRONE: >([proud of ya for comin to t#e realization on ur very own you never disappoint me]
DISMAS: Ye/\h///
DISMAS: Th/\nks///
BOOBDRONE: >([t#anks]
DISMAS: But now I'm offici/\lly out of commission///
DISMAS: I c/\n b/\rely mo\/e///
BOOBDRONE: >([w#at na#]
BOOBDRONE: >([w#atc#a got was like fuckin]
BOOBDRONE: >([penny lick scrapes]
DISMAS: Like fucking wh/\t now?///
BOOBDRONE: >([penny lick]
BOOBDRONE: >([slang for small potatoes]
DISMAS: Sm/\ll WH/\T?///
BOOBDRONE: >([potatoes]
DISMAS: I know wh/\t pot/\toes /\re, you /\sshole!///
DISMAS: Wh/\t the hell's gotten into you l/\tely?! /\re you trying to go for gold in the willfully obli\/ious dumb shit spewing olympics???///
DISMAS: It gets worse with e\/ery p/\ssing night, I swe/\r!///
DISMAS: These /\re not "sm/\ll penny lick pot/\toes" /\nd you KNOW it///
DISMAS: H/\\/e you noticed th/\t my /\rm is fucking BROKEN?///
BOOBDRONE: >([#ey i get it man i got it]
DISMAS: You re/\lly don't///
DISMAS: If I didn't know /\ny better, I'd think th/\t there's something—///
BOOBDRONE: >([you can self first aid t#at bad boy rite up t#o]
DISMAS: I c/\n't fix my BONES, dipshit!///
BOOBDRONE: >([o# well]
BOOBDRONE: >([s not my fault]
DISMAS: Yes it is!///
BOOBDRONE: >([damn and #ere i t#oug#t youd b a lil more preciative of all t#e effort i went t#ru 4 your sorry ass]
DISMAS: Wh/\t? Murrit—///
DISMAS: Ugh. I c/\n't belie\/e you're trying to wiggle out of person/\l responsibility /\fter th/\t stunt///
BOOBDRONE: >([so]
BOOBDRONE: >([youre sayin its my fault]
DISMAS: It is entirely your f/\ult///
BOOBDRONE: >([want me to apologize]
DISMAS: Wh/\t?///
BOOBDRONE: >([you #eard me]
DISMAS: I—///
DISMAS: ...///
DISMAS: No. No, I don't///
DISMAS: Bec/\use I don't expect th/\t from you /\t this point///
BOOBDRONE: >([#a#a#e#]
BOOBDRONE: >([yea]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#ats exactly wat i wanna #ear my mans]
BOOBDRONE: >([proud of ya for comin to t#e realization on ur very own you never disappoint me]
DISMAS: Ye/\h///
DISMAS: Th/\nks///