Arcjec: Answer Ellsee.


-- existereOracle [EO] began trolling animatedHumorist [AH] --

EO: ArcjΣc¿¿ ArΣ you thΣrΣ at ALL by ANY chancΣ¿¿

-- animatedHumorist [AH] is really running out of ideas for these. Just don’t. You know why to not go any further at this point right? --

EO: Σugh.
EO: SΣriously whΣn arΣ you going to turn thΣsΣ annoying littlΣ notifications off¿¿
EO: It rΣally just makΣs it so much hardΣr to mΣssagΣ you about important things.
EO: LikΣ I’vΣ bΣΣn wanting to do for a whilΣ now tonight...
EO: Don’t worry about thΣ spΣcifics but
EO: Okay nΣvΣrmind I know you know thΣ rΣasons why I’m probably worriΣd now.
EO: I wish that I got to know it too actually¡¡
EO: Would havΣ bΣΣn rΣaaaal nicΣ to gΣt that information convΣntionally. =:/
EO: But I think I’vΣ just gottΣn tirΣd of going on and on, huffing and puffing about it at this point and now I’m just sort of forcing mysΣlf to gΣt ovΣr it.
EO: Alright.
EO: Just whΣn you gΣt thΣ chancΣ I think thΣrΣ is quitΣ a fΣw things wΣ’rΣ going to nΣΣd to talk about¿¿
EO: MaybΣ likΣ just go ahΣad and takΣ a sΣcond to mΣntally prΣparΣ yoursΣlf for that aftΣr you rΣad this¿¿
EO: Ha ha ha ha ha.
EO: I know I'm going to nΣΣd to...



-- existereOracle [EO] stopped trolling animatedHumorist [AH] --

-- animatedHumorist [AH] began trolling existereOracle [EO]  --

AH: XDXD We both know there's no mental preparation involved for moments like these. XDXD
AH: XDXD Frankly, I almost find it even more insulting that you’d go off and insinuate that there was any way I would respond to you WITH a second thought rather than just going ahead and doing it. XDXD
AH: XDXD Lets give it a name! I’m thinking ‘The Contradiction Junction Appeal’. XDXD
AH: XDXD It will now and forever apply to every conversation I do or don’t have. XDXD
AH: XDXD What say you? XDXD

EO: OH MY GOSH HΣY¡¡
EO: I’m so happy to hΣar from you again¡¡

AH: XDXD You should stop that. XDXD
EO: FUCK YOU NO¡¡ =>:o
EO: I havΣ bΣΣn avoidΣd and unspokΣn to by othΣrs and shovΣd around by fishy bastards and stupid FATΣS all night long.
EO: I am allowing mysΣlf onΣ solitary momΣnt to Σnjoy thΣ littlΣ things.
EO: LΣt mΣ bΣ happy.

AH: XDXD Hey, it’s your unceremonial carcass shoveling. XDXD
AH: XDXD Sorry that I never got the chance to actually say anything to you about how Murrit gave you the double annexing though. XDXD
AH: XDXD Which is to say that he didn’t give you a glance at all. XDXD
AH: XDXD And that's just an almighty amount of stupid on the end of someone who thinks he is the impenetrable loaf of wily contradictions. XDXD
AH: XDXD Don’t let him know I said ‘impenetrable loaf’, I do NOT want any more of his data ransacking viruses on my computer. XDXD

EO: YΣah you rΣally nΣΣd to takΣ carΣ of that.
EO: I could barΣly navigatΣ that mΣss.

AH: XDXD Wait. XDXD
AH: XDXD You’ve SEEN it? XDXD

EO: YyyyyyyΣs...¿¿
AH: XDXD I'm going to need some elaboration on this. XDXD
EO: WΣll rΣmΣmbΣr how I said thΣrΣ wΣrΣ somΣ big things wΣ nΣΣdΣd to discuss¿¿
EO: I uh.
EO: FΣΣl that's onΣ of thΣm that you dΣsΣrvΣ to know.
EO: I was out on somΣ businΣss and I just so happΣnΣd to sΣΣ thΣ mΣtΣor hΣading towards your hivΣ¡¡
EO: I didn’t know about ThΣ GamΣ at thΣ timΣ and thΣ placΣ was complΣtΣly trashΣd bΣcausΣ I just couldn’t makΣ it so I wΣnt in and invΣstigatΣd¡¡

AH: XDXD Were you the one who plinked my fucking window and made me fall two stories down into the mud. XDXD
EO: What¿¿ No...
AH: XDXD You are the worst liar by FAR on a planet full of them. XDXD
AH: XDXD Goddammit. XDXD

EO: I’m sorry. =:’(
AH: XDXD Well there we have it, another mystery solved and another crisis of the unknown still waiting to happen as I prod further. XDXD
AH: XDXD What OTHER events in my life have you been there for?? XDXD

EO: Y’know all lifΣ is full of mystΣriΣs, somΣ of thΣm you’ll work out onΣ day just likΣ that and somΣ of thΣm you just nΣvΣr will no mattΣr what you do.
EO: But thΣ mystΣry wΣ should focus on solving right now rΣvolvΣs morΣ around thΣ spooky situation wΣ’rΣ in currΣntly.
EO: I’m trying to figurΣ all of this out a littlΣ bΣttΣr¡¡
EO: WhΣrΣ arΣ you right now¿¿

AH: XDXD I think I understand how you’re so good at dancing. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m not dropping this, especially since you almost landed me a crumpled spine and quite a few other actions I’m ashamed to admit I partook in tonight. XDXD
AH: XDXD But time is of the essence right now for everyone I’m sure, so fine. I’ll play your game within a game. XDXD
AH: XDXD I think I can clarify exactly what happened pretty decently with the amazing compounded phrase of emotion and grit that is simply put as ‘I don’t fucking know’. XDXD
AH: XDXD Part of the reason I never thought to contact you myself is because the game and Taz both simultaneously got the drop on me. XDXD

EO: PlΣasΣ don’t makΣ mΣ think of hΣr right now on top of ΣvΣrything ΣlsΣ I bΣg of you.
AH: XDXD If I had to suffer through it, then so do you. XDXD
AH: XDXD We played through under Murrit’s lay out of the rules and what we got from a non-virtual tutorial within the game’s UI. Which I don’t know how exactly I got in the first place. XDXD
AH: XDXD That process is what lead to the destruction of my humble abode and took me into The Game. XDXD
AH: XDXD I don’t know how but I’ve been told by Zehanpuryu, who is my “Denizen of Breath”, that this is a planet crafted towards my underlying will or something. XDXD

EO: ZΣhanpurWHO¿¿ DΣnizΣn of WHAT¿¿
EO: You havΣ a PLANΣT¿¿¿¿

AH: XDXD He’s a big draconian looking bastard made of wind that I released from a big box and can make whole worlds appear literally out of thin air. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'd bet he'd make that joke too. XDXD

EO: I.... Why....¿
EO: I can’t ΣvΣn comprΣhΣnd this.

AH: XDXD Oh don’t worry, you don’t need to comprehend it because it’s a game, Ellsee. XDXD
AH: XDXD What game isn’t made to have a load of pointless bullshit that you fondle your knob skinners about with until you reach the point where it deems you smart enough to move forward. XDXD

EO: A good onΣ.
AH: XDXD Yeah, well this isn’t a good one thus far. XDXD
AH: XDXD Sorry to break it to you early. XDXD

EO: WΣll I think ΣvΣn thΣ most ΣnjoyablΣ gamΣs might bΣ kind of ruinΣd by forcΣd participation via dΣath thrΣats.
EO: Which rΣminds mΣ...
EO: I kinda saw somΣ wΣird symbols scattΣrΣd around in thΣ mΣmo...
EO: WΣrΣ thosΣ actually a part of all of your... gamΣ ΣntΣring whatΣvΣrs¿¿
EO: ThΣy’rΣ actually kind of familiar...

AH: XDXD They’ve been a part of my life since I was young. XDXD
AH: XDXD I wasn’t super surprised to see them because, I’ve got my own theory as to what’s going on here. XDXD
AH: XDXD I kinda had to let Taz in on it for us to even get our game to work properly because I had no other place those personal codes of mine could have even been. XDXD

EO: ThΣn it linΣs up with what’s hΣrΣ...
AH: XDXD What lines up. XDXD
EO: I don’t think you’ll rΣmΣmbΣr it but
EO: ThΣrΣ’s this book that I rΣad
EO: It’s bΣΣn a part of mΣ for my ΣntirΣ lifΣ.
EO: I won’t gΣt in to what it’s about or who wrotΣ it bΣcausΣ I know you don’t think it will bΣ important but...
EO: I think thΣrΣ is a LOT of circumstantial piΣcΣs to it that I nΣvΣr could havΣ procΣssΣd simply growing up.
EO: ThΣrΣ arΣ also a lot of pagΣs missing, rippΣd out.
EO: It nΣvΣr occurΣd to mΣ just what this was mΣant to bΣ.
EO: ΣvΣn now I nΣvΣr thought it mΣant much of anything past using it for crafting ΣnchantmΣnts for usΣ on my staff¿¿
EO: But thΣrΣ is way too much hΣrΣ in conjunction with what I now know for it to not align.

AH: XDXD Are you saying you have legitimate ANSWERS to these lofty riddles held over our heads? XDXD
EO: I’m saying that I think this gamΣ might actually bΣ biggΣr than any of us wΣrΣ rΣally thinking.
EO: I was planning on tΣlling ΣvΣrybody what I’vΣ found out in a nΣw mΣmo.
EO: I was ΣvΣn planning on bΣing thΣ biggΣr pΣrson too¡¡ Not bΣing a staunch bitch and lΣtting hΣr and yΣs, ΣvΣn him in.
EO: Of coursΣ you’ll bΣ thΣrΣ too but I think this is morΣso for thΣ othΣrs that havΣn’t gottΣn in just yΣt.
EO: Again just, don’t quΣstion it for right now, I promisΣ I will lay it out in thΣ mΣmo hΣrΣ soon.

AH: XDXD You really do raise up a lot more questions than you answer. XDXD
AH: XDXD I really don’t know what to think of all this right now. XDXD

EO: You’rΣ just going to havΣ to trust mΣ I think. =:p
AH: XDXD After you’ve probably been *STALKING* me for who knows how long? XDXD
EO: It isn’t likΣ that¡¡
EO: I just wantΣd to mΣΣt you.
EO: I didn’t know how ΣlsΣ to do it and I still couldn’t ΣvΣn makΣ that work.
EO: I promisΣ that thΣrΣ was nothing crΣΣpy about it that was intΣndΣd.

AH: XDXD Besides it being absolutely weird and creepy no matter how you look at it. XDXD
EO: Oh my god shut up.
AH: XDXD Hey, I’m surprisngly not actually all that mad about it. XDXD
AH: XDXD I mean. XDXD
AH: XDXD If I had to choose from the slimming pickings for one of the few people I still force myself to respond to, I could see us making something work under the right conditions. XDXD
AH: XDXD I.E something that isn’t like what happened tonight. XDXD
AH: XDXD When we talk again in an non stressful environment that lets us just, well, be. XDXD
AH: XDXD Talk to me again about it. XDXD
AH: XDXD But right now, I have to get back to the wonderous world of whatever the fuck I’m supposed to be playing. XDXD
AH: XDXD There is a technicolor snake just WAITING to try to be a better friend to have than you. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’m going to have to give him a shot probably. XDXD
AH: XDXD I’ll try to keep in touch. XDXD
AH: XDXD Also, I'm serious when I say stop worrying about me so much. XDXD
AH: XDXD You're just going to get hurt that way. XDXD


-- animatedHumorist [AH] stopped trolling existereOracle [EO] --

EO: =:’o
EO: SHIT I FORGOT TO MΣNTION HIS LUSUS SHIT SHIT SHIT