-- existereOracle [EO] began trolling animatedHumorist [AH] --
EO: ArcjΣc¿¿
-- animatedHumorist [AH] suggests that you snugly cradle yourself into your preferred selection of ass cushioning, because you're about to be intimately familiar with the non-existent cacophony of absolutely no sound at all. --
EO: Oh, comΣ on.
EO: You'rΣ rΣading thΣsΣ mΣssagΣs¡¡ I can tΣll, you know¡¡
AH: XDXD Wow, I am continuously bewildered at your preternatural ability to know when I have absolutely nothing better to do with my time other than wait for you to come blabbering in my direction. XDXD
AH: XDXD Let it be known that Ellsee Raines is the current worldwide champion of stating the fucking obvious. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm very impressed. XDXD
EO: Can you plΣasΣ not makΣ fun of mΣ right now¿¿
EO: It's finΣ and good most of thΣ timΣ, but I am rΣally not in thΣ mood tonight.
AH: XDXD Oh, uh. XDXD
AH: XDXD Fuck. I'm sorry? XDXD
EO: No, no, it's finΣ.
EO: I'm sorry too.
EO: It's just...
EO: Ugh.
EO: I don't know.
EO: I fΣΣl strangΣ. I'vΣ bΣΣn fΣΣling strangΣ a lot, latΣly.
EO: Or rathΣr... strangΣr than usual.
EO: I want to talk sΣriously for a sΣcond, if that's okay.
AH: XDXD I mean, I think that's all I really do? XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm not sure what you're expecting to be different from "regular me" here. XDXD
EO: Just answΣr a quΣstion rΣal quick and thΣn I'll lΣavΣ you alonΣ. And bΣ honΣst¡¡
AH: XDXD Okay, sure. XDXD
EO: Do you think I'm... likΣablΣ¿¿
EO: LikΣ, do you think thΣrΣ's anything spΣcial about mΣ or my pΣrsonality¿¿
AH: XDXD No. XDXD
EO: HΣy¡¡¡¡
AH: XDXD I meant no, that's not a question I'm going to answer, because it's really stupid of you to ask me in the first place. XDXD
EO: GrΣat. Glad I can always count on you for hΣlpful advicΣ.
EO: =:/
AH: XDXD Is this about your matesprit? XDXD
AH: XDXD The blue guy? XDXD
AH: XDXD Well, the OTHER blue guy. XDXD
AH: XDXD I don't know him that well, other than the fact that he's kind of awkward. The man's so overly polite it makes me want to crawl into the nearest available hole whenever we make eye contact. XDXD
EO: YΣah...
EO: At lΣast I think it COULD bΣ about him.
EO: I might just bΣ fΣΣling nΣΣdy.
EO: I'm... honΣstly not surΣ what's wrong¿¿
AH: XDXD Okay, how do I put this. What you're asking me here isn't what you're REALLY asking. XDXD
AH: XDXD Everyone's "likable" traits are like defecation hatches. XDXD
AH: XDXD They're there to hold all the shit in, until it inevitably has to go down the drain. XDXD
AH: XDXD And then you're also inevitably stuck with the mess afterwards. XDXD
AH: XDXD You can clean it up, sure, but the smell never fully goes away. XDXD
EO: ArcjΣc what thΣ fuck doΣs that mΣan.
AH: XDXD It means you have to deal with your shit as it comes! XDXD
AH: XDXD You're you and you have to stick with yourself no matter what, just like everyone else. XDXD
EO: I think your lΣsson got kind of lost in translation.
EO: But it's thΣ thought that counts so...
EO: Thank you, I guΣss¿¿
AH: XDXD You're simply going to have to deal with the shit of me not being the best at moral support. XDXD
AH: XDXD See, my introspective lessons are already paying their dividends. XDXD
AH: XDXD Did it get those emotional juices flowing like you wanted? XDXD
EO: Not rΣally. But you gavΣ mΣ an honΣst answΣr, at lΣast.
EO: I guΣss you'rΣ probably right. MaybΣ I am just ovΣrthinking it¿¿
AH: XDXD Well, if you weren't looking for the cold, hard truth, your biggest and first faux pas wasn't even on those grounds. XDXD
AH: XDXD The busted heel you are now sporting is attributed to picking just about the worst spokesperson on the planet when it comes to uplifting, endearing speeches. XDXD
AH: XDXD Next time you need a pick-me-up, feel free to do so approximately a million expanses away from me. XDXD
AH: XDXD Advice free of charge, go and tell your friends. XDXD
EO: Oooh, so this lΣsson is actually about you, huh¿¿
EO: PrΣtty sΣlfish to flip it into your own problΣms likΣ that.
AH: XDXD I don't have to take this backtalk. XDXD
EO: YΣt hΣrΣ you arΣ, taking it.
EO: And you will continuΣ to takΣ it.
EO: BΣcausΣ it's mΣ you'rΣ talking to.
EO: =>;o
AH: XDXD Eh. XDXD
EO: maybΣ I was wrong about onΣ othΣr thing¡¡
EO: MaybΣ YOU arΣ thΣ onΣ who nΣΣds all of that introspΣction, and shouldn't bΣ handing it off to ΣvΣryonΣ ΣlsΣ all willy-nilly.
AH: XDXD Oh, of course! Why don't I just start from the ground up and really align those goddamn chakras, so I can expand my soul and stretch it all the way up toward absolute fucking tedium? XDXD
AH: XDXD You know what, why don't I give myself a new name, just for fun? Hell, how about TWO new names! XDXD
AH: XDXD Both of them will suck very hard, and then I'll go right back to being plain old Arcjec "I'm a jerk who'd rather die than take a single step inside my block" Voorat, because you can never actually escape yourself. But y'know. Whatever. XDXD
EO: HΣy, you don't know that¡¡ MaybΣ somΣthing amazing could comΣ out of a littlΣ brΣak from your downΣr routinΣ.
AH: XDXD Now you're just forcing my hand. XDXD
EO: Uhhh... am I¿¿
AH: XDXD Oh yeah. You have no idea what you just brought onto me. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm going to break my "downer routine", alright. XDXD
EO: WΣll, wΣll, wΣll, and hΣrΣ I thought you wΣrΣ so adamant about continuing to do absolutΣly nothing, just likΣ always. =:P
AH: XDXD What I'm going to do is find even cleverer ways to continue doing absolutely nothing. Just you wait. XDXD
EO: ArcjΣc, c'mon¡¡ Stop bΣing dumb.
AH: XDXD Nope, this is happening. XDXD
AH: XDXD And remember that it's all your fault. XDXD
EO: =>:¿
-- animatedHumorist [AH] stopped trolling existereOracle [EO] --
He then proceeded to do just that, in a display previously witnessed at the beginning of our tale.
EO: ArcjΣc¿¿
-- animatedHumorist [AH] suggests that you snugly cradle yourself into your preferred selection of ass cushioning, because you're about to be intimately familiar with the non-existent cacophony of absolutely no sound at all. --
EO: Oh, comΣ on.
EO: You'rΣ rΣading thΣsΣ mΣssagΣs¡¡ I can tΣll, you know¡¡
AH: XDXD Wow, I am continuously bewildered at your preternatural ability to know when I have absolutely nothing better to do with my time other than wait for you to come blabbering in my direction. XDXD
AH: XDXD Let it be known that Ellsee Raines is the current worldwide champion of stating the fucking obvious. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm very impressed. XDXD
EO: Can you plΣasΣ not makΣ fun of mΣ right now¿¿
EO: It's finΣ and good most of thΣ timΣ, but I am rΣally not in thΣ mood tonight.
AH: XDXD Oh, uh. XDXD
AH: XDXD Fuck. I'm sorry? XDXD
EO: No, no, it's finΣ.
EO: I'm sorry too.
EO: It's just...
EO: Ugh.
EO: I don't know.
EO: I fΣΣl strangΣ. I'vΣ bΣΣn fΣΣling strangΣ a lot, latΣly.
EO: Or rathΣr... strangΣr than usual.
EO: I want to talk sΣriously for a sΣcond, if that's okay.
AH: XDXD I mean, I think that's all I really do? XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm not sure what you're expecting to be different from "regular me" here. XDXD
EO: Just answΣr a quΣstion rΣal quick and thΣn I'll lΣavΣ you alonΣ. And bΣ honΣst¡¡
AH: XDXD Okay, sure. XDXD
EO: Do you think I'm... likΣablΣ¿¿
EO: LikΣ, do you think thΣrΣ's anything spΣcial about mΣ or my pΣrsonality¿¿
AH: XDXD No. XDXD
EO: HΣy¡¡¡¡
AH: XDXD I meant no, that's not a question I'm going to answer, because it's really stupid of you to ask me in the first place. XDXD
EO: GrΣat. Glad I can always count on you for hΣlpful advicΣ.
EO: =:/
AH: XDXD Is this about your matesprit? XDXD
AH: XDXD The blue guy? XDXD
AH: XDXD Well, the OTHER blue guy. XDXD
AH: XDXD I don't know him that well, other than the fact that he's kind of awkward. The man's so overly polite it makes me want to crawl into the nearest available hole whenever we make eye contact. XDXD
EO: YΣah...
EO: At lΣast I think it COULD bΣ about him.
EO: I might just bΣ fΣΣling nΣΣdy.
EO: I'm... honΣstly not surΣ what's wrong¿¿
AH: XDXD Okay, how do I put this. What you're asking me here isn't what you're REALLY asking. XDXD
AH: XDXD Everyone's "likable" traits are like defecation hatches. XDXD
AH: XDXD They're there to hold all the shit in, until it inevitably has to go down the drain. XDXD
AH: XDXD And then you're also inevitably stuck with the mess afterwards. XDXD
AH: XDXD You can clean it up, sure, but the smell never fully goes away. XDXD
EO: ArcjΣc what thΣ fuck doΣs that mΣan.
AH: XDXD It means you have to deal with your shit as it comes! XDXD
AH: XDXD You're you and you have to stick with yourself no matter what, just like everyone else. XDXD
EO: I think your lΣsson got kind of lost in translation.
EO: But it's thΣ thought that counts so...
EO: Thank you, I guΣss¿¿
AH: XDXD You're simply going to have to deal with the shit of me not being the best at moral support. XDXD
AH: XDXD See, my introspective lessons are already paying their dividends. XDXD
AH: XDXD Did it get those emotional juices flowing like you wanted? XDXD
EO: Not rΣally. But you gavΣ mΣ an honΣst answΣr, at lΣast.
EO: I guΣss you'rΣ probably right. MaybΣ I am just ovΣrthinking it¿¿
AH: XDXD Well, if you weren't looking for the cold, hard truth, your biggest and first faux pas wasn't even on those grounds. XDXD
AH: XDXD The busted heel you are now sporting is attributed to picking just about the worst spokesperson on the planet when it comes to uplifting, endearing speeches. XDXD
AH: XDXD Next time you need a pick-me-up, feel free to do so approximately a million expanses away from me. XDXD
AH: XDXD Advice free of charge, go and tell your friends. XDXD
EO: Oooh, so this lΣsson is actually about you, huh¿¿
EO: PrΣtty sΣlfish to flip it into your own problΣms likΣ that.
AH: XDXD I don't have to take this backtalk. XDXD
EO: YΣt hΣrΣ you arΣ, taking it.
EO: And you will continuΣ to takΣ it.
EO: BΣcausΣ it's mΣ you'rΣ talking to.
EO: =>;o
AH: XDXD Eh. XDXD
EO: maybΣ I was wrong about onΣ othΣr thing¡¡
EO: MaybΣ YOU arΣ thΣ onΣ who nΣΣds all of that introspΣction, and shouldn't bΣ handing it off to ΣvΣryonΣ ΣlsΣ all willy-nilly.
AH: XDXD Oh, of course! Why don't I just start from the ground up and really align those goddamn chakras, so I can expand my soul and stretch it all the way up toward absolute fucking tedium? XDXD
AH: XDXD You know what, why don't I give myself a new name, just for fun? Hell, how about TWO new names! XDXD
AH: XDXD Both of them will suck very hard, and then I'll go right back to being plain old Arcjec "I'm a jerk who'd rather die than take a single step inside my block" Voorat, because you can never actually escape yourself. But y'know. Whatever. XDXD
EO: HΣy, you don't know that¡¡ MaybΣ somΣthing amazing could comΣ out of a littlΣ brΣak from your downΣr routinΣ.
AH: XDXD Now you're just forcing my hand. XDXD
EO: Uhhh... am I¿¿
AH: XDXD Oh yeah. You have no idea what you just brought onto me. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm going to break my "downer routine", alright. XDXD
EO: WΣll, wΣll, wΣll, and hΣrΣ I thought you wΣrΣ so adamant about continuing to do absolutΣly nothing, just likΣ always. =:P
AH: XDXD What I'm going to do is find even cleverer ways to continue doing absolutely nothing. Just you wait. XDXD
EO: ArcjΣc, c'mon¡¡ Stop bΣing dumb.
AH: XDXD Nope, this is happening. XDXD
AH: XDXD And remember that it's all your fault. XDXD
EO: =>:¿
-- animatedHumorist [AH] stopped trolling existereOracle [EO] --
He then proceeded to do just that, in a display previously witnessed at the beginning of our tale.