Arcjec: Answer Troll.




-- windlessArtificer [WA] began trolling animatedHumorist [AH] --

WA: Hey-


-- animatedHumorist [AH] isn't here. He isn't. He's gone and it says to not bother him right by his name, the red dot whatchamacallit. You know the one? Of course you do, and you message him anyways. What is wrong with you? --

WA: Man-
WA: I know you're there-
WA: You like literally never go anywhere-
WA: At all-
WA: Ever-
WA: Pst-
WA: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst-
WA: Gonna run out of breath psting you-
WA: Pss-
WA: t-
WA: There I go-
WA: Come on-
WA: I got a real important question for you-
WA: You can't just do me like this-
AH: XDXD I'm pretty sure I not only can do that to you, but almost always do that to you. XDXD
WA: Oh good- there you are-
WA: I was starting to get as sad as you normally sound-
WA: Woof-
AH: XDXD I think my text will continue to speak for itself here. Do me a favor and imagine an absurdly dragged out and coarse voice for this situation. XDXD
AH: XDXD That voice will be me. XDXD
WA: Alright-
AH: XDXD Now imagine that same voice over my words. As soon as you're done with that, imagine that this very same rasp is much less streamlined, and that my stress center is about a single hearty throb away from blowing off in your general direction, promptly thwapping your face with a load of general common sense as this next sentence runs through your blank canvas of a mind. XDXD
AH: XDXD Ahem. XDXD
AH: XDXD Leave me alone, I'm about to die and I don't want my final memories to be of your short spoken minimalist lung detritus. XDXD
WA: Okay but-
WA: What about my important question-?
WA: Because I mean- it's pretty important-
AH: XDXD It still falls in line with short spoken minimalist lung detritus. XDXD
AH: XDXD Maybe with a little more phlegm and a rugged cough to go with it? XDXD
AH: XDXD Who knows, with you there are always infinite possibilities to explore! XDXD
AH: XDXD Which is to say there are sparingly few and you're as one-dimensional as they come. XDXD
AH: XDXD Take a lesson in character before you decide to say something that's supposedly important to the big things you're playing up. XDXD
WA: Yeah alright drama-squirt that's great and all-
WA: But Arcjec-
WA: Listen-
AH: XDXD What. XDXD
WA: Listen-
AH: XDXD What. XDXD
WA: Listen-
AH: XDXD WHAT. XDXD
WA: Me and UK need an extra player in our game-
WA: You should play with us-
AH: XDXD That wasn't a question, that was a statement. XDXD
AH: XDXD Also, what game? XDXD
WA: Anthropormuncipality-
WA: What other game would I be talking about-
AH: XDXD That polygonal mess of- XDXD
AH: XDXD Ugh. XDXD
AH: XDXD Okay, here's the thing. XDXD
AH: XDXD I'm not going to join you and also I don't care about you wasting YOUR time, because I'm focusing MY time and MY worries on my life and how it is about to get tragically cut short. XDXD
AH: XDXD By the way. The only, and I do mean ONLY, reason I even thought to give you anywhere near this long of a response instead of a curt howdy-fuck-off is because I need someone to bear witness to this. XDXD
WA: Oh are you serious-?
AH: XDXD I would say I'm dead serious but I'd be way too right for my own good. XDXD
WA: I thought you were just being your usual- Over-the-top self-
WA: The typical pain and suffering- Y'know-
WA: But if you're actually totally honestly serious- you should tell me what's going on-
WA: I may live in the dark- but that doesn't mean I like being left in it-
WA: Woof-
AH: XDXD I don't even know. There was a foreboding death cloaked figure who threw a sediment nugget at my window, I saw them for the span of a nanoblink, and then they were gone. XDXD
AH: XDXD I was trying to be professional and hide under my desk until you decided to be the obtuse disturber that you are. XDXD
AH: XDXD Part of my splattered life pigment is going to be on your hands now, and I swear if they're adhesive coated when that happens, it's going to spontaneously turn acidic. XDXD
WA: Well- If I don't hear from you again soon I'll go ahead and assume you're dead-
WA: And I'll be sure to come by and collect your body if it's still there-
WA: Make something nice out of it-
WA: No guarantees though-
WA: If whoever's chasing you wants something with your corpse- I can't really help you-
AH: XDXD Perfect. That's the most perfect thing you have ever said to me. XDXD
AH: XDXD Do me a favor, though. XDXD
AH: XDXD I know for a fact that it's not PO, so if I do disappear into obscurity, tell her that the mutilation fairy finally granted her long awaited wish. XDXD
AH: XDXD Anyway, I'm leaving you now regardless. XDXD
AH: XDXD Bye. XDXD
WA: Sure-
WA: But one more thing-
WA: Real fast-
WA: Do you have any glue-?
AH: XDXD No, and if you ever knocked off the rolling around in it you might get to actually keep some on hand. XDXD

-- animatedHumorist [AH] gave up trolling windlessArtificer [WA] --

WA: Damn-