You acquire the MAGNUM CHIPS.
Look at that, it's a good roll! Expensive as fuck, too. A bonafide A-grade situation, and it seems like they're based on your little misfit crew's sigils.
Problem being... some of these elements are extremely unstable, exploding inclinations or not. You can only assume they're suspended in an ionic state until some sort of atmospheric activation takes place, which would allow them to oxidize into the associated element.
Does the GOLD CHIP literally turn things into gold, Winston Churchill style? Would using the PHOSPHORUS CHIP count as inhumane chemical warfare?
Further testing is required.
GRADE: A