Laivan: Examine computer.
After sparing a brief but fond glance at an old memory, lovingly caught on camera by a friend, you open up your SKORPE client. It is with some difficulty that you avoid the lure of another gag-filled round of ANTHROPORMUNCIPALITY, but it seems that KING MURRIT DYNOGADGET is a little busy right now. This thing's no fun without company, anyway.
Your SKORPE THEME is called "BUSTER BLUES". It is an exact copy of the "SYSTEMATIC STOCK" theme, only it makes the whole interface a nice, calming shade of blue, including the notifications at the beginning and end of every conversation log.
Quite possibly the best theme there is, in your humble opinion.