DISMAS: Fucking GOD///
DISMAS: You just H/\D to hit me right on the m/\rk, didn't you?///
DISMAS: How c/\n th/\t ridiculous thing e\/en sw/\t so h/\rd /\nd st/\y properly /\flo/\t?///
DISMAS: I c/\n't st/\nd it!///
DISMAS: Doesn't help th/\t I'm st/\ring /\t nothing but /\ lens///
DISMAS: I bet you feel /\wfully proud of yourself with th/\t che/\p shot, sheltered behind your b/\st/\rdized remote-control /\uxili/\ry///
DISMAS: Not th/\t I'm surprised, mind you! Che/\p shots /\re /\ll you're e\/er good for///
DISMAS: Th/\t, /\nd further s/\lting my wounds///
BOOBDRONE: >([waaaa# waaaa#]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#ats u rn]
BOOBDRONE: >([if you close ur deformed maw mayb ill find a way to feed ya some grubby juice an pacify your incessant need to s#it over everyt#ing i #av ever done for u]
BOOBDRONE: >([got a real neat device t#at sprouts it rig#t at t#e c#est nubbaries for ez peez suckle action]
DISMAS: I wouldn't be /\ble to close it e\/en if I w/\nted to///
DISMAS: Something you just m/\de /\ bit worse for the moment///
DISMAS: Wh/\te\/er you'\/e got to gi\/e is not going to be st/\ying put///
DISMAS: I'd c/\ll th/\t /\ most /\ccur/\te represent/\tion of wh/\t you'\/e done for me///
BOOBDRONE: >([ive always done so muc# more for u t#an you t#ink broe]
BOOBDRONE: >([spend more time bein grateful for t#e mind gifts i give an t#en ull kno wisdoms like no ot#er]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#o it seems i #avent even gotten to my 2 ot#er needed in t#is moment s#ow offz an already you got t#ose tears rollin]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#at s#ows u care]
BOOBDRONE: >([mig#ta misjudged ya t#ere for a sec]
BOOBDRONE: >([i t#ink ur gettin t#e message now]
BOOBDRONE: >([but can i get to t#e good part]
DISMAS: Liter/\lly WH/\T good p/\rt is there///
DISMAS: Ye/\h, by /\ll me/\ns, ple/\se gi\/e me one fr/\gment of /\ re/\son /\s to why I e\/en c/\me out here in the first pl/\ce///
DISMAS: Bec/\use so f/\r, /\ll I'\/e gotten out of you is /\ sprinkle of /\rgu/\bly rele\//\nt inform/\tion /\nd /\ sl/\p in the f/\ce///
DISMAS: Which I don't know how to e\/en BEGIN to m/\ke he/\ds or t/\ils of///
DISMAS: Except for the l/\tter. I got th/\t one loud /\nd cle/\r, doucheb/\g///
DISMAS: /\nd you're STILL neglecting to /\ctu/\lly tell me wh/\t the fuck it is th/\t we're supposed to be doing!///
DISMAS: Wh/\t, /\re you st/\lling for /\ timed re\/e/\l or something, you b/\st/\rd?///
BOOBDRONE: >([yea cuz t#is needs one]
DISMAS: Stop using those mech/\nic fingers to /\ir-t/\p /\ f/\ke percussion rumble///
BOOBDRONE: >([na#]
BOOBDRONE: >([give it a few more uptones]
BOOBDRONE: >([aaaaaaaaaaaand t#ere]
BOOBDRONE: >([proud to say were gonna leave an boldly go w#ere every1 #as tried to #av gone before but never returned to tell t#eir tales]
BOOBDRONE: >([outside t#e planet]
BOOBDRONE: >([past into t#e furt#er beyond]
DISMAS: /\nd where ex/\ctly would we go once we complete this tremendously unnecess/\ry exodus?///
DISMAS: There's nothing else out there, /\nd e\/eryone knows th/\t///
DISMAS: E\/ery single expedition to the "further beyond" h/\s ended in nothing but f/\ilure /\nd flo/\ting corpses///
DISMAS: Look..///
DISMAS: If this is some sort of gr/\ndst/\nding excuse for /\ sudden bout of existenti/\l dre/\d, I KNOW th/\t this pl/\ce sucks///
DISMAS: But things /\re not going up in fl/\mes without w/\rning like you're s/\ying they /\re///
DISMAS: We c/\n't just gi\/e up on this pl/\net. It's /\ll we'\/e got///
DISMAS: Plus, I'm still not done figuring out how to perm/\nently remo\/e /\ll these d/\mn skulltit/\ns from the surf/\ce///
DISMAS: I promise this pl/\ce will be exceedingly better once they're gone///
BOOBDRONE: >([im not talkin bout space travel to some rinkadink in#abitable planet on t#e far side of t#e moon or smt#in]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#is iz a miniature getaway for us ones deemed fit for jobbing it]
BOOBDRONE: >([we got a tiny pocket wit# 12 names written on it]
BOOBDRONE: >([just gotta squad up an get t#ere]
BOOBDRONE: >([now follow my lead an stop pissin over t#e small deets]
DISMAS: You're still not—///
BOOBDRONE: >([s####]
BOOBDRONE: >([no more words bottom scale]
BOOBDRONE: >([allow ur syallable vowel mixes to stay dead center]
BOOBDRONE: >([we got a sig#t on p#ys info deux edition]
DISMAS: You just H/\D to hit me right on the m/\rk, didn't you?///
DISMAS: How c/\n th/\t ridiculous thing e\/en sw/\t so h/\rd /\nd st/\y properly /\flo/\t?///
DISMAS: I c/\n't st/\nd it!///
DISMAS: Doesn't help th/\t I'm st/\ring /\t nothing but /\ lens///
DISMAS: I bet you feel /\wfully proud of yourself with th/\t che/\p shot, sheltered behind your b/\st/\rdized remote-control /\uxili/\ry///
DISMAS: Not th/\t I'm surprised, mind you! Che/\p shots /\re /\ll you're e\/er good for///
DISMAS: Th/\t, /\nd further s/\lting my wounds///
BOOBDRONE: >([waaaa# waaaa#]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#ats u rn]
BOOBDRONE: >([if you close ur deformed maw mayb ill find a way to feed ya some grubby juice an pacify your incessant need to s#it over everyt#ing i #av ever done for u]
BOOBDRONE: >([got a real neat device t#at sprouts it rig#t at t#e c#est nubbaries for ez peez suckle action]
DISMAS: I wouldn't be /\ble to close it e\/en if I w/\nted to///
DISMAS: Something you just m/\de /\ bit worse for the moment///
DISMAS: Wh/\te\/er you'\/e got to gi\/e is not going to be st/\ying put///
DISMAS: I'd c/\ll th/\t /\ most /\ccur/\te represent/\tion of wh/\t you'\/e done for me///
BOOBDRONE: >([ive always done so muc# more for u t#an you t#ink broe]
BOOBDRONE: >([spend more time bein grateful for t#e mind gifts i give an t#en ull kno wisdoms like no ot#er]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#o it seems i #avent even gotten to my 2 ot#er needed in t#is moment s#ow offz an already you got t#ose tears rollin]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#at s#ows u care]
BOOBDRONE: >([mig#ta misjudged ya t#ere for a sec]
BOOBDRONE: >([i t#ink ur gettin t#e message now]
BOOBDRONE: >([but can i get to t#e good part]
DISMAS: Liter/\lly WH/\T good p/\rt is there///
DISMAS: Ye/\h, by /\ll me/\ns, ple/\se gi\/e me one fr/\gment of /\ re/\son /\s to why I e\/en c/\me out here in the first pl/\ce///
DISMAS: Bec/\use so f/\r, /\ll I'\/e gotten out of you is /\ sprinkle of /\rgu/\bly rele\//\nt inform/\tion /\nd /\ sl/\p in the f/\ce///
DISMAS: Which I don't know how to e\/en BEGIN to m/\ke he/\ds or t/\ils of///
DISMAS: Except for the l/\tter. I got th/\t one loud /\nd cle/\r, doucheb/\g///
DISMAS: /\nd you're STILL neglecting to /\ctu/\lly tell me wh/\t the fuck it is th/\t we're supposed to be doing!///
DISMAS: Wh/\t, /\re you st/\lling for /\ timed re\/e/\l or something, you b/\st/\rd?///
BOOBDRONE: >([yea cuz t#is needs one]
DISMAS: Stop using those mech/\nic fingers to /\ir-t/\p /\ f/\ke percussion rumble///
BOOBDRONE: >([na#]
BOOBDRONE: >([give it a few more uptones]
BOOBDRONE: >([aaaaaaaaaaaand t#ere]
BOOBDRONE: >([proud to say were gonna leave an boldly go w#ere every1 #as tried to #av gone before but never returned to tell t#eir tales]
BOOBDRONE: >([outside t#e planet]
BOOBDRONE: >([past into t#e furt#er beyond]
DISMAS: /\nd where ex/\ctly would we go once we complete this tremendously unnecess/\ry exodus?///
DISMAS: There's nothing else out there, /\nd e\/eryone knows th/\t///
DISMAS: E\/ery single expedition to the "further beyond" h/\s ended in nothing but f/\ilure /\nd flo/\ting corpses///
DISMAS: Look..///
DISMAS: If this is some sort of gr/\ndst/\nding excuse for /\ sudden bout of existenti/\l dre/\d, I KNOW th/\t this pl/\ce sucks///
DISMAS: But things /\re not going up in fl/\mes without w/\rning like you're s/\ying they /\re///
DISMAS: We c/\n't just gi\/e up on this pl/\net. It's /\ll we'\/e got///
DISMAS: Plus, I'm still not done figuring out how to perm/\nently remo\/e /\ll these d/\mn skulltit/\ns from the surf/\ce///
DISMAS: I promise this pl/\ce will be exceedingly better once they're gone///
BOOBDRONE: >([im not talkin bout space travel to some rinkadink in#abitable planet on t#e far side of t#e moon or smt#in]
BOOBDRONE: >([t#is iz a miniature getaway for us ones deemed fit for jobbing it]
BOOBDRONE: >([we got a tiny pocket wit# 12 names written on it]
BOOBDRONE: >([just gotta squad up an get t#ere]
BOOBDRONE: >([now follow my lead an stop pissin over t#e small deets]
DISMAS: You're still not—///
BOOBDRONE: >([s####]
BOOBDRONE: >([no more words bottom scale]
BOOBDRONE: >([allow ur syallable vowel mixes to stay dead center]
BOOBDRONE: >([we got a sig#t on p#ys info deux edition]