[I2S1] CD: Where in the hell are you?
You have achieved a sort of zen-like state. Many eyes have been opened, thirds, fourths and fifths, and there is a peace within you that you have never known before. Your chakras? Aligned as fuck right now.
The whole enlightenment thing has gotten kinda old at this point, though. You've been twirling around in the kaleidoscopic void for what feels like ages, buttocks somehow still chafing, these colors are seriously hurting your eyes, and Bones is taking far too long to get back to you! Even spiritually developed men have their limits, damn it!!!
You think you'll take your chances with oblivion if it makes your ass stop hurting. Off you go.