You politely inquire where you may find some of the so called experts that side-winding maggotweasel claimed to have lying in wait for your arrival. Jeeves is nice enough to supply you with the GUEST BOOK.
Fucking hell, it's ALTERNATE SHUFFLERS all the way down. You could end up going against any number of these off-brand probabilities before you find your target.
Seems like a bunch of surrogate Defalcators are fond reviewers of this place. Wait, is that some wacko version of you in the mix too? Revolting. You can't wait to show these dupes what the true Jack can do.
Time to find an out.